Alpha Report # 2 (2015-08-29)

This report was submitted by CMDR/CM Archenksov/Alpha/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


Alpha Squadron Report 22/2
Date Submitted: August 16, 2015
From: FL/LCM Archenksov
To: COM/HA Anahorn Dempsey

Introduction

Alright, troops, I'll be frank. This past week involved an unacceptable dereliction of duty from Alpha's pilots. Contrary to my very specific orders, I have not been promoted, I have not found the pants I apparently left that party, and, worst of all, the cup sitting in front of me is empty. Empty! Can you believe it? The other CMDRs don't have to take this from their pilots!

Despite repeated requests, HA Dempsey insists that I can't just have you all shot for insubordination. Also she confiscated my sidearm. Therefore, to encourage you to compete for my affections, I'm announcing a new competition exclusively for Alpha pilots. I have purchased a unique and beautiful sheet of gold star-shaped stickers that look remarkably similar to the GS medal. The first one of you to make me happy will receive one, and the right to proudly display it on his uniform. Well, at least to display it when Dempsey isn't looking. This isn't approved so keep it on the down low for now.

Orders for the Week

  • LCM Neuronmoon: Go kidnap the new guy in Beta. Stitch an Alpha patch on his flightsuit and get him to a TIE before Golbez realizes he's missing.
  • LCM Chrome: Keep badgering the COM for that promotion. I don't want to hear any more excuses. I don't care where she was pointing that lightsaber!
  • LT Lord Toxicon: Guard the gold star stickers.
  • LCM Drake Thoros: Keep an eye on Toxicon so he doesn't embezzle the stickers.
  • CM Hellionexus: Be prepared to shoot Drake and Toxicon if they try running off the with stickers.

What's that? LC Eyes Man? Never heard of him. Now shut up and get to work, soldier! And get me another Blue Ruusan!

News

CMDR/LC Iceman on LoA
Still no word from Iceman. I hope he comes back soon – I don't know how many more of these stickers I can afford.

New Mission
The TAC office is proud to present X-Wing IW 12: Mereen Insurgency.

Promotions:
Nothing to report.

Medals:

  • LCM Archenksov: ISM, LoC x11, LoSx6
  • LCM Chrome: LoC
  • Open positions:

    • Flight 2 FL

    Competitions

    Roster and Activity

    COMMANDER Lieutenant Colonel Iceman
    NICKNAME: Auroran Aces
    MOTTO: "The beginning to your end"
    REPORTS: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/showreport.php?id=1&nid=7
    BATTLEBOARD: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/battleboard.php?sqn=7

    FLIGHT I - SPECTRE ADVANCED MISSILE BOAT
    Nickname: Auroran Aces
    Motto: "The beginning to your end"
    [1] LC Iceman - On indefinite emergency leave.
    [2] LCM Neuronmoon - No contact or activity recorded since August 9.
    [3] Open
    [4] LCM Chrome - Star Conflict, mail contact.
    FLIGHT II - SPECTRE ADVANCED MISSILE BOAT 
    Nickname: Aurora's Fury
    Motto: "We Bring the Wrath of Heavens"
    [5] Open
    [6] Open
    [7] Open
    [8] LT Lord Toxicon - No contact or activity recorded since June 6.
    FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
    Nickname: Aurora's Gaze
    Motto: "Forever Watching"
    [9] LCM Archenksov - Mail, Star Conflict, XvT Free 182 for TCoP.
    [10] LCM Drake Thoros - Mail contact.
    [11] CM Hellionexus - No contact or activity recorded since June 6.
    [12] Open

    Respectfully,

    FL/LCM Archenksov/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
    PCx2/ISM/IS-5SW-10BW-2BR/LoC-IS-CSx2-Rx2/LoS-CSx2-Rx4/MoC-1soc-2boc/CoB [FUSL] [Marksman 2nd]
    {IWATS-BFM-EAW-HIST-MCBS-SC-SFW-XWAC}
    Acting Commander of Alpha Squadron


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