Delta Report # 5 (2012-11-04)

This report was submitted by CMDR/COL Anahorn Dempsey/Delta/Wing I/ISDII Hammer


   Delta Squadron Weekly Report #5 2012.11.04 

This week in the report:

  • Commander's notes
  • In the headlines this week
  • Joke of the week
  • Squadron activity report
  • Important Competitions
  • Squadron roster
  • Medals and promotions
  • Wrapping up
     
  •    Commander's notes

    New month, new report, and several competitions ended. Grats to Shado and Clark for their incoming shinies earned over the past month.

    Squadron wise, I'm hoping to have some time tomorrow or Tuesday to compile the monthly evaluation for sending it off to the TCCOM.

    For the bad news: I mucked up by fiorgetting to specify to QUA Tuba if I wanted a TC or DB medal for the fiction competition resulting in getting a DB one. Oh well, I'll just mention it here then :) I got 4th place. Not bad considering fiction is not my thing.

    Global call to all Delta members: this month we'll be running the weekly trivia as usual, but I'd like another squadron competition in December. lemme know what kind you'd like to see most. Aka: especially for those who don'ty participate in the trivia: what would you participate in?
     

       In the headlines this week

  • LO Schueler has put out a call to all members to help him out by creating info in the wiki. Yes, he's the LO, but no, there's no way he can do it alone. So go out and make a wiki entry for yourself!
  • The IO is still working on the website, with new e-mail problems to be solved. One can only wonder....
  • Grats to CM John T Clark for being Delta's Pilot of October.
     
  •    Joke of the week

    Know a funny joke? Send it in for extra credit!

    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker are trudging through the lower levels of Coruscant when they stumble upon a nest of deadly kouhuns. They manage to kill most of the horrible insectoids, but one scurries up Obi-Wan’s legs and stings him right in the crotch!

    "Anakin," shouts Obi-Wan, "I’ve been hit! Quickly, get a medical droid before the poison spreads throughout my body!"
    Anakin runs around the corridor, looking everywhere for help, but they’re completely alone. In desperation, he contacts the Jedi Temple on his comlink.
    "I need a medical unit right away," he shouts into it.

    "Certainly," comes the reply, "one will be arriving in your location in a few minutes."
    "No, I need one now! Master Kenobi has been stung by a kouhun!"

    "I see," says the voice on the comlink, "I’ll tell you how to save him. Where was he stung?"
    "On his, um, pants. Well, you know - in the, um, middle of his pants," Anakin awkwardly responds.

    "Here’s what you do," says the comlink, "take off his pants and put your mouth directly on the area of the sting. Suck the venom from the wound, then spit it out. Keep sucking until the venom is gone."
    "Um, thanks," says Anakin. He shuts down the comlink and returns to Obi-Wan.

    "Well," wheezes Obi-Wan, "what did they say?"

    "They say you’re going to die."
     

       Squadron Activity report

    You know the drill - this just shows who did what, assuming I know of it. Usually I will. If you did something that should have been here - send me an e-mail :)

  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey
    FCHG rank: Archon (4534 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   running several squadron competitions; compiling trivia scores
        »   awarding medals (yay!)
        »   work on a Delta sqn website
        »   IRC activity
        »   placed 4th in the Favorite Weapons competition

  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
    FCHG rank: none (5 pts)
        »   no contact

  • LCM Shado Fenn
    FCHG rank: none (0 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   5 rounds of daily trivia
        »   won Delta's Weekly Trivia #105

  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
    FCHG rank: Tesserarius (1236 pts)
        »   no contact

  • CM John T. Clark
    FCHG rank: Gallant (240 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   4 rounds of daily trivia
        »   won Delta's Still Lives parts 1 & 2
        »   won Delta's Pilot of the Month

  • LT Chris Pape
    FCHG rank: Paladin (306 pts)
        »   no contact

  • LCM Varik Kassal
    FCHG rank: Dragoon (141 pts)
        »   e-mail contact
        »   2 rounds of daily trivia

  • COL Jarek La'an
    FCHG rank: Archon (4100 pts)
        »   e-mail contact

  • CM Sergeyli
    FCHG rank: Decurion (813 pts)
        »   no contact
  • CM Zeke Freeman
    FCHG rank: Fusilier (95 pts)
        »   no contact
     
  •    Important Competitions

    Competitions are the livelihood of this thing we do for fun. I encourage all of you to enter as many competitions as you want to/can. And just let me know about it! Don't forget to check out the website for more information.

  • Delta's Weekly Trivia
    Each day of the week (Mon-Fri) you will receive an email with a trivia question, same as before. 2 pts for the first correct answer, and 1 pt for 2nd 3rd. At the end of the week, the one with the most points wins the shiny. As usual, there's extra shinies available for getting a specific number of questions answered correctly.
  • Delta's High Score grind
    Every high score earned during the month of October will earn you an IS-BW for your efforts.
     
  •    Squadron roster

    Delta Squadron, Wing I, ISD-II Hammer
    Squadron mission: Reconnaissance
    Message Board: http://www.emperorshammer.org/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=128
    Motto Celerant mortalis
    Base ISD-II Hammer
    Site http://deltasquad.emperorshammer.org
    Banner
    Nickname: Razor of Retribution
    Squadron reports: http://www.emperorshammer.org/unitreports.php?id=145
  • MAJ Anahorn Dempsey, CMDR
  • CPT Aija Alura Judarrl
  • GN Gilad Pelleaon
  • LCM Shado Fenn
  • CM John T. Clark, FL Flight II
  • TBA
  • LT Chris Pape
  • LCM Varik Kassal
  • COL Jarek La'an, FL Flight III
  • CM Sergeyli
  • TBA
  • CM Zeke Freeman
     
  •    Medals and promotions

    none
     
       Wrapping up

    On to grand things, my pilots!

    At your service,
    MAJ Anahorn Dempsey

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