Wing Commander's Weekly Briefing #2

Pilots,

This missive was first crafted 5 days ago, however my attempts to publish were continually thwarted by an unknown foe. While my initial suspicion that my personal server had been in some way disabled was proved correct my initial feelings on a suspect were not. Having since observed Kappa's maintenance records it is quite clear that they lack the technical know how to even fake their own shoddy schedules and reports, never mind breaching what I am told are some top notch cryptographic protocols defending our servers.

This briefing originally contained valued insight into the spiritual wellbeing of any officer or other rank. It was pithy and well written, with a number of jokes my own secretary assured me were quite hilarious, bordering on saucy. This content is now forever lost after 5 days of screaming at my technicians, continuous attempts at retyping and submission and the equally annoying crying and spluttering of technicians - suffice to say I am not amused.

I have a very specific set of skills that I will be using to find whomsoever is responsible, find them and make their life an administrative hell that will make the TC flight medical look cursory and respecting of your personal space.

Anyway - I'm not happy, so I'll be ensuring that until these childish pranks and games cease that you - from the Generals down to the mechanics - are not happy. To that end all leave and liberty for the wing is revoked as of now; all squadrons are to ready for a fleet review and formal inspection. Except of course Rho, obviously we're all saddened by their loss, again. Hopefully we can all learn from their painful lesson - never trust a squadron leader whose hyperspace route planning involves "skirting" a singularity.

Get out.

COL Gilbert H. Frown, Wing II WC