Sigma Squadron Report #19 News
1) INN is reporting that the Hammer disappeared. A pity, hope it reappears soon, those cost several million credits you know.
2.) TIE Goat has returned. Yes he has, yes he has. *Clears throat*, I mean be on the lookout for him in the hallways, you know how he gets with people in his way.
3.) The totally on paper (which makes me like this more), EH Fantasy Football's draft is now over. Good luck to CM Spiffy the Chicken.
4.) Also congratulations are in order for CM Spiffy for earning a CoL. Well done!
5.) You know I don't understand how a Chicken can be Spiffy, but he is certainly the best dressed Chicken-Human hybrid I know! His uniform is always perfect, and the bowtie is a nice touch. I think everyone should start wearing it with their uniforms!
6.) There is this new thing called Telegram, it's worth checking out. Even if it is informal enough to allow words such as "2" to be to, you to be "u". Ugh such unnecessary shorthand.
7.) The big news, or I should say, news that has a big red circle around it with arrows and exclamation marks on it, The paperwork has been submitted for Flights Two and Three to get new craft. I guess that's a good thing. Both Flights have TIE Scimitars instead of the more paperwork involving Assault Boat and Missile Boat Mark II. Along with that, would comes transfers of new pilots to serve as Bombardiers and other Mission Specialists. Welcome to the Warrior Pilots! Unfortunately there is now more paperwork to do for them coming aboard. I hope most of it is done correctly!
Medals
CoL: CM Spiffy the Chicken
IS-GR: CPT Len Eode
Competitions
Check out the Competitions Center and Combat Center for the currently running competitions.
Sigma only Competitions
No Sigma only Competitions this week.
Roster
Sigma Squadron - Close Support
of Wing II of the ISDII Warrior
COMMANDER CPT Len Eode
NICKNAME The Sum of All Fears
MOTTO "Si vis pacem, para bellum" (If you wish for peace, prepare for war)"
WEBSITE TBA
MESSAGE BOARD TBA
REPORTS http://tc.emperorshammer.org/showreport.php?id=1&nid=16
BATTLEBOARD http://tc.emperorshammer.org/battleboard.php?sqn=16
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: First Blood
Motto: "Deos fortioribus adesse."
[1] CPT Len Eode [GREN][Marksman 2nd]
[2] MAJ Valic [KNGT][NONE]
[3] GN Exar Kit [TSRS][Veteran 4th]
[4] Open
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT MK.II
Nickname: Hell hounds
Motto: "The sum of all fears"
[5] CPT Crix Talra [KNGT][Trainee]
[6] GN Kaisin Mirtez [TSRS][Trainee]
[7] Open
[8] Open
FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Acid Rain
Motto: "Be the storm"
[9] CM Spiffy the Chicken [NONE][Marksman 2nd]
[10] LC Michael Emrys [TSRS][Trainee]
[11] Open
[12] Open
Activity
FLIGHT I
1) CM Len Eode - WSR, Email, Weekly trivia, MSE, Uniform update, TIE-TC 32, and TIE-TC 220
2) MAJ Valic - No contact
3) GN Exar Kit - Steam Activity
4) TBA
FLIGHT II
5) CPT Crix Talra - Email
6) GN Kaisin Mirtez - STO Activity, Email
7) TBA
8) TBA
FLIGHT III
9) CM Spiffy the Chicken - Email, Warrior Trivia
10) LC Michael Emrys - Emails
11) TBA
12) TBA
Commander's Corner
*ISDII Warrior's Wing Commander's Office - Thursday 2356h*
COL Frown heroically sat at his immaculate desk, no flimsis or any other clutter. Stoically, the glorious Wing Commander checked his meeting schedule, while he was doing that, he heard a buzz at the door. Captain Len Eode entered my. . . I mean Frown's office in a disgusting horribly unkempt state. His uniform had no less than one wrinkle in it! Anyway, he walked over to the desk "COL Frown sir, I know I am not worthy to speak to you in such a state, but I have this paperwork that needs to be submitted to you." He handed the handsome Colonel the paperwork and for once, it was immaculate. Filled out in triplicate was the request for 8 new TIE Scimitar bomber craft with immaculate handwriting! Hey, wait a second you are supposed to be working in the ship's Deli tonight! But, I'm finished fixing your report yet!
That's enough for now, Sir. . .
*Sigma Commander's Office - present*
Sorry about that, it seems as though Colonel Frown decided to sneak into my office and write my report! He ran down the hallway as soon as I came in mumbling something about my messy office and that we haven't seen the last of him yet. Flight Two and Three, enjoy your new ships if they are approved for our use! Next week, should be a more normal report for Sigma and the fiction will continue. We are Sigma, we are the Sum of All Fears!