Who stoleth my report ??? (part 2)

Competition ID #: 2347
Status: Finished
Submitted by: HA Anahorn Dempsey
Competition dates: 2010-02-06 - 2010-03-29
Subgroup: TIE Corps
Units involved: entire EH
Description: On March 28th, the TAC is due to release TAC Office report #300. There is however one small problem: The special report template for this historical occasion has disappeared, and the TAC suspects theft.

Your job is to create a fiction with this subject matter. Your fiction does not necessarily have to involve retrieving of the template. Go wild!
The TAC will judge all submissions, best 2 will receive a shiny.
Competition awards:

IS-GR/SR or group equivalent


Competition runtime starts on the first day at 00:00:01 UTC, and ends on the last day at 23:59:59 UTC.

Competition Awards Presented
Award Recipient Reason Date
IS-GR GN Kaisin Mirtez Winner of Who Stoleth My Report??? (part 2) with a funny fiction featuring his favorite Pink Lizards! 2010-04-04
IS-BR SA Havok Runner-up in Who Stoleth My Report??? (part 2) 2010-04-04